As many of you may know, I have been suffering from writer's block. Some may say that I have always suffered from this and am just realizing it now, but I prefer to think of it as a recent development.

Anyhow, I have been going around complaining about this pretty much everywhere. Finally, at Camwhores, the Yoda of the Cam world, Sunny, suggested that I just out and out lift a discussion from the message board over there as an update.

Well, this is a brilliant idea and solves both writer's block issues. First, I don't have to come up with an idea and second, I don't have to write anything about it. Through clever cutting, pasting and occasional word changes, I can create an update like a high school social studies student creates a paper on Asia. At last modern technology has become useful for me.

Thus, I wish to discuss something referred to as "The Nipple Barrier." This idea was introduced as a question by a guy named Gcdiv. I was lucky to run into him just as I was stealing his idea for an update, and he seemed to give me something resembling approval so I hope he won't sue.

Anyhow, Gcdiv theorizes that there are certain barriers that certain camgirls won't cross. He refers to this as "The Nipple Barrier," as certain Camgirls refuse to show nipple, but will often show the entire rest of their breast. Anwa and Ditsy Bint are held up as two examples of camgirls who will show everything but nipple. Conflicting accounts suggest that they might not actually have nipples. Further study is called for and I am asking for a 10 Million Dollar grant for travel to England to actually meet Ditsy Bint and offer her 10 Million Dollars minus the cost of a round trip ticket for her to prove she has functioning nipples.

Other Camgirls have different boundaries and barriers. Apparently, these range from the "won't appear on cam in less than a radiation suit" barrier to the "won't put clothes back on" barrier. Still, it is the Nipple Barrier that fascinates me as it allows me to type the word Nipple over and over again. Nipple. Nipple.


Now that we have established that there is a Nipple Barrier, the next question that arises, of course, is how can we break the Nipple Barrier? We can, with your help. We are looking for a few brave cam girls to volunteer their time and nipples to do important research into this subject. If you would like to volunteer to help the crack VT research department further investigate this phenomenon, write to the head of research.

Your work can help save lives or something.

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