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1.23.2003

Elf Sex

You figure, according to Tolkein, elves live pretty much forever. This means that they don't really need to procreate, right? Why would an immortal race of beings have any need for children? Plus, unless elf women released, like, one egg every decade, they would have ovaries the size of beach balls - maybe larger - to last them for all time.

My point is, if the elves don't need to have kids, they have no need for reproductive systems. Ignoring the human tonsils for the moment, nature doesn't give a creature a system that it doesn't need. So, my question is this: what sort of hot action is Aragon getting?
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